Dont try an be clever an catch out your boyfriend! it wont work!!

dave and michelle are a couple. dave is going to a fancy
dress party down at the local social club and he's going to
be dressed up as an astronaut. with michelle not trusting
dave going to this party without flirting, she decides to go
to but without telling dave. anyway, with michelle dressed
up as a female warrior with a mask and shit. she spots the
astronaut flirting with other women. michelle keeps her cool
and gets the astronaut to dance with her. later on that
night they both go outside and have the most tremendous sex
ever. the next morning michelle tells dave about what she
did and tells him he's got to go for being unfaithful and
all. dave protests that he wasn't flirting and that he was
in the kitchen in the social club all night playing poker
with his friends. michelle confronts him and asks him what
he has done with his costume. he says "last night your
father turned up last nght completely surprised by the fancy
dress party and because i didnt fell like joining in anyway,
i gave the suit to him"!

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